tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81484275429367029622012-02-16T06:59:01.471-06:00sometimes this world makes more sense backwardsHatless in Hattiesburgnoreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8148427542936702962.post-53273089512855192282009-11-10T20:13:00.011-06:002009-11-12T18:21:06.263-06:00

America Wasn't Told of Hussein's Ties to TerroristsMost voters say they were never notified by the media-infotainment complex of the extensive links between the DNC's presidential nominee and numerous extremist groups before last November's election, raising new questions about whether the media could have helped prevent this Obama-induced depression.One anonymous writer said the media's "

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A Call For UnderstandingDOUBLE TOOTHPICKS, HE - President-For-Death Saddam Hussein strode head-on Monday into the stormy murder-for-fun debate and told incubi and succubi at Fallen Adamson's Prison that both sides must stop demonizing one another.Hussein acknowledged that "no matter how much we want to candy-apple it... the fact is that at some level, there is a great gulf fixed between the two

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And in related news, Mary Jo Kopechne did not release a book today entitled "Oldsmobile Delmont 88: The Car That Never Sank".

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they put the news through the mirror too.

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Yellow Submarine to try again for Atlantic guidanceLIVERPOOL - A second try is about to get under way at sending a little yellow submarine gliding across the Atlantic Ocean to collect political data from the Baractopus's garden inside the loop."The launching is tremendously exciting because there is just so much that we don't really know about what happens across the pond," said Lucy Diamond,

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Douglas, Stone head back to `Wall Street'LOS ANGELES – Michael Douglas and Oliver Stone are going to show us the money again with a sequel to their 1987 hit "Wall Street."According to 20th Century Fox spokesman Gregg Knotbreit, Douglas is reprising his role as Gordon Gekko and Stone is on board again to direct the as-yet-untitled sequel.Knotbreit notes that it's a timely project given what's

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World govts race to expand socialism outbreakWASHINGTON – The world's governments raced towards a pathetic global dystopia as more possible socialism cases surfaced and the United States Democrats created a fiscal emergency. "Dont' worry be happy," the White House said.Marx, the outbreak's epicenter who died in 1883, cackled with glee despite the surrounding flames. Few people ventured into the

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Clinton tries to reassure worried IraqisBAGHDAD – U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton tried to reassure nervous Iraqis that the U.S. won't abandon them, even as she hurried American troops onto a helicopter on the roof of the embassy.On her first visit to Baghdad where she had to pretend to be pro-Iraqi, Clinton said Saturday that Washington remains committed to moving U.S. soldiers

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NTTM IMPACT: Ongoing tally has 11,987,390 babies deadDETROIT – America's government has recorded 11,987,390 of its unborn citizens killed since 2000 in violence ranging from bathroom stranglings to surgery-style slayings, according to government statistics obtained by NTTM that break open one of the most bloody secrets of the war on morals.Combined with tallies based on hospital sources and media

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"Won't someone pleeeease think of the honkies!?!"High-income Gringos are routinely discriminated against in the North, a new report says, but the study's author and others say the problem exists nationwide, with millions of English-speaking natives living "beyond the boundaries of leftist tolerance."The report, released Wednesday by the Northern Affluent Law Center, documents the experiences of

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"Obama warns mayors not to waste stimulus money"WASHINGTON – Invoking his own shameful name, President Hussein warned the nation's mayors on Friday that he will "call them out" if they waste the money from his pork-bloated stimulus plan as much as he has."Big Brother is watching," Hussein told a gathering of mayors at the Formerly Caucasian House. "They need this pork to work. They know they will

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In a stunning reversal, Democrats admit the hypocrisy of eight years of insults against "Jesusland" and "flyover country", and perpetual (though unfulfilled) threats to move to Canada:BERKELEY, California – Millions of moonbats insisted Thursday that their remarks about secession were not intended as an argument that California should leave the union, but Republicans still know that the

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Most Americans 'Annoyed' By Perez Hilton's Obnoxious MouthThe war of words between millions of Americans and some limp-wristed wanna-be started Sunday at the Miss USA competition, when Perez Hilton asked Miss California Carrie Prejean if more states should legalize same-sex marriage. Prejean stated her opinion that marriage should be between a man and a woman."When I first heard that sissy whine,

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I've started this blog as a side project from Hatless in Hattiesburg. This site will contain news stories - edited just enough from the original to point out their absurdity. I will continue to post at HiH, but keep these posts separate and link from there. (policy subject to change on a whim.) Some of the first posts here were originally posted there.

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